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Toys R Us

I don’t wanna to grow up (too late) I’m a Toys R Us kid (nope). There’s a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with (yeah, if I want to look creepy like THAT guy). From bikes and planes (remote… rip) to video games (E for everyone? Forget that noise) it’s the biggest toy store there is (compensating for something?). I don’t wanna grow up (again, too late) cause if I did, I couldn’t be a Toys R Us kid (seriously, I didn’t grow up in China, Pakistan, Taiwan, Korea, India, or any of the other places where Toys R Us’s “kids” are, so it was never going to happen).

This is what the inside of my brain looks like at work on a Saturday morning.

Anonymous asked: IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is wilsonneslervv121368

Can’t be that important, after all you are anonymous, and all spam-y. But hey, thanks for playing.

My head’s too full of things I don’t understand and I’m currently trying to reconcile that against what little I do know. The result is a tired brain with no possible way to rest. I’m used to being able to open my head and pour the contents into something creative but I haven’t had the time in awhile. Need to decompress.

Sometimes I think us Time Lords live too long.